🚨Vision🚨

I had a dream last night. This is sometimes how the information comes. Sometimes it’s a cogent thought that hits me like a bolt of lightning during the day. Like a slap in the face. But this one was a dream.

I am (in real life) on vacation with my future-in-laws, shoutout fiancées dad. In my dream, I awoke this morning and checked my phone.

I had missed the entire first 2 rounds of the NFL draft.

Despite pangs of negative emotion that you feel in those panic-type “oh shit I missed my test” dreams, I also seemed to be aware that I was always going to miss the draft because of “the time zone difference.” In real life, I am one hour behind eastern standard so that doesn’t check out at all, but I was also hung over in the dream which did make sense. It was very believable in the moment.

In the vision, my lock screen had various update notifications on my lock screen - very real - and I scrolled through them to see what I had missed, appearing as they would

• “10 key takeaways from day 1 of the draft”

• A thumbnail of Mendoza with a “🌟” emoji

• Something about Penn state

And then...

“Giants select Jeremiyah Love with 5th pick”

“Check out newest Giant RB highlights”

Etc.

So that’s the vision. We are taking Love and adding him into the mix. A lot of people are going to say “dudeeee that’s like a take that you just heard about online two weeks ago that people are already backtracking on.”

But it’s not. On-field GiantsOracle.com correspondent Flanderson Cooper had this to say back in NOVEMBER:

Vaguely-unrelated and a as a general side note: Tiki Barber can suck my balls, which I carry high and tight unlike him for the first half of his career. Tbh I loved him so much and was chanting “MVP” about him in his final years but then he had to do the media call out thing and ol’ Tommy Caugh and the boys shoved a Lombardi right up his ass the next season, so you had stick with the hate. Good luck with his podcast or whatever.

I’m sending this whole post from my phone in Costa Rica. Giants Oracle was planning on having a quiet vacation. The next post was going to be about like how much I love the Giants or something and how I was in the stadium for the DeSean Jackson miracle at the meadowlands II / Matt Dodge burn in hell game. But it wasn’t to be. The visions come and the Oracle reports.

Margaritas. More of those in my immediate future and more posts to come later.

Not proofreading this one.

-Giants Oracle