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Na-Na, Na-Na, Na-Na Nananana
OF-ALL THE, POSSIBLE THINGS…. Truth care(?), Truth brings(?), is that right? Are those the words? Neither of those make immediate sense. Seriously, does anyone know what the first few specific lyrics of that song are? I just sing it when I’m drunk / sad / happy / maybe all three and so much more all at once. But OF ALL THE POSSIBLE things that could happen in an offseason in the CONCEIVABLE UNIVERSE that might POSSIBLY create unwanted and completely unnecessary drama in the

TheOracle
May 245 min read


The Schedule Has Been Released
Sup. Couple of site-level house keeping items before we crunch into this taco and let the ground beef fall where it may: Hyperlinks will now be a thing due to overwhelming feedback (complaints) about how I say things like “seriously, go look it up” and then you go tap on that part of the sentence and it is simply not a link. I get that, and that’s fair critique, so links will now be a thing. But they won’t always be a thing, mkay? I have *three* options in order to add a litt

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May 157 min read


Post Draft Rundown: Newton’s Third Law
Guys… we just got WAY better these last few weeks. Not just in the draft either. This is going to be a quick look into our draft picks (some more in depth than others) and then a brief but important dive into the MAJOR post-draft activity that has since occurred. [EDITORS NOTE: This is a way longer post than I predicted. But it’s a fun one stay with me.] Let’s go. The Elephant in the Room: Jeremiyah Love did not go to the Giants. He did not get snatched up by the Titans just

TheOracle
May 18 min read


🚨Emergency Blog🚨: Something’s Off
I am obviously super excited about the draft. We’re going to (hopefully) get two really good players. I have already predicted that Jeremiyah Love falls to us and I said if anything the Titans will take him just before we can. People say the Cardinals are going to get him. I think that would be a ridiculous thing for them to do and they have so many issues at so many more immediate positional needs and I don’t think “wasting” a pick on a rb is going to solve literally any of

TheOracle
Apr 224 min read


So We Traded Dex
Going to be honest here, never in a million years did I think we would actually do it. It seems Dex was legitimately done with the Giants and truly wanted out. And ya know what? He had every right to want out. Do I now have to pivot and called him washed up and say that we totally fleeced the Bungholes and we’re going to be way better off without him? Yes. 100% yes I do. Do I actually believe that? Speculatively. But look at what Dex has seen happen to his teammates in just t

TheOracle
Apr 194 min read


The Jersey Boys - free agent number live reactions / Rundown Ep. III
These will be spitfire takes. The Giants literally just announced the jersey number choices from this off season’s free agent signings (thus far). This is this type of live, finger on the pulse reporting that you can only get from The Oracle. Editors note: in the time it has taken me to write this, it is now old news. Sign up for email notifications on new posts in the comments. I promise I won’t bug you. Isaiah Likely - TE: # 9 Overall Rating: Disappointing This is the big

TheOracle
Apr 86 min read


NOT an emergency blog 😴
Hey guys. Oracle here. How’s everyone’s Monday? Nice Easter weekend? Yeah? Great. Just getting ready to watch the national championship here. Rooting for UConn I think. Been a while since my last post! Longer than I’d like, but honestly nothing much has happened really these last couple weeks. Off season ya know? Just gettin’ ready for the draft. Been kinda quiet and no big news really since the start of free agency…. Oh, the thumbnail? That’s a photo of the tattoo on Dexter

TheOracle
Apr 64 min read
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