Trust the Oracle!  

Sup. Story time, then funnies at the end. Bear with me. It was a truly disappointing scene at MetLife on Sunday. I am ashamed to say that The Oracle and his fellow compatriots left the stadium with about 12 minutes left in the game, just after the final Jameis pick of the day (and possibly, as a Giant) ((and possibly possibly, of his career)). ~ Btw no one is fucking reading my shit again. My last post shows ELEVEN (11) views. ELEVEN. Do I suck? I am at least 4 of those to ma

We live in ever-changing and uncertain times. Not even The Oracle saw this one coming. I will say that if anyone “won” the tie between the two of us, it was probably the Giants who came back from a 14 point deficit in the 4th quarter and were one untimely Skattebo fumble away from redeeming Dominic Zvada and giving him his rookie moment. I will talk about the good, the bad, and the ugly from last week eventually, but first we have some more pressing topics to discuss….. What

1st place in the NFC East. 3-1. Perfect on the 8-2 schedule prediction so far. This is why you Trust your Oracle. Always Trust the Oracle. Before we get into it, I want you to ask yourself a serious question; Do I know a single Arizona Cardinals fan? Have I seriously ever met or even learned the name of ANY Arizona Cardinals fan in my entire life? Because the answer is probably no. I just find that astounding. I truly believe I can give you a name of a personal connection (or

We ain’t in Kansas anymore, folks. It is only SEPTEMBER and this team somehow looks like it stepped through a cracked black mirror and portaled into an alternate fucking dimension. The only logical explanation I can come up with is that I am living in the matrix / Truman Show situation and my simulator is on the fritz. One of my handlers has to unplug the machine and plug it back in or something. Maybe someone kinked my feeding tube (pause?) and now one of my brain headphone

Absolutely devastating. Did you guys see Malachi Fields made a tackle on punt coverage? Second quarter just before the Jevon Holland peanut punch fumble. Fuckin’ gunned down the returner at the 6 yard line after a diesel punt from Stout. Guess he’s a gunner for us. Pretty neat. I liked the adjustments we made in the second half in terms of getting some pressure on Stafford. Run defense was absolutely porous in the second half though so for whatever that’s worth. First half wa

Brother you are GYAT damn right we back. Victory Monday is here. You like that??? You like that opening night beatdown?? How good does that fucking feel man. Crisp offensive execution on strategic and thoughtful play calling. Effective special teams. Enough* defense to keep the game under control the whole time (would’ve loved some more pass rush but that’s a good O Line they got there). Really nothing all that special on offense either. We can run the ball straight down your

This is going to be the tester / teaser format for the regular season. I think I can “pretty reliably” do a bite-sized and/or immediate reaction post for every game, and then I can still sprinkle in my poetic waxing posts as I feel like it / have something to wax poetically about. But what does this all mean for you? “Woaaaahhh two posts in one week?? AND back to back Dark Knight Christopher Nolan references??? Bro The Oracle is fucking BACK dude. Kid’s on fuckin’ FOIRE right